Another one?

Two men, one a elderly pastor, Rev. Smith and a reckless cab driver, Mike, died in the same exact second. Mike arrives first and Saint Peter welcomes him. %26quot;Hello Mike,%26quot; Peter says, %26quot;Welcome to heaven. You have the golden halo, the golden slippers and the golden staff. You are on level 7.%26quot; Mike takes his stuff and goes on his way. The Rev. Smith comes next. %26quot;Ah, Reverend!%26quot; St. Peter says, %26quot;Welcome to heaven. You have the plastic halo, the leather slippers and the PVC pipe staff. You are on level 2.%26quot; The Rev. Smith is shocked. %26quot;HEY! I am a man of God! Why did that punk get better stuff than me?!%26quot; St. Peter sighs and rolls his eyes. %26quot;Rev. Smith, when you preached, everyone fell asleep. When Mike drove, everyone prayed for their souls.%26quot;

Another one?
WOW!!! That was even funnier than the other one!!! I am litterally almost on the floor laughing!!
Reply:Oh that was good.
Reply:Heh Heh!
Reply:good joke....
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Reply:Wheres the jke in that?
Reply:cute
Reply:I just can%26#039;t breathe from all the laughing.
Reply:good joke
Reply:LMBO good one. another one. =D
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Reply:haha
Reply:can u come up with other jokes that doesn%26#039;t include certain religions
Reply:lol...That was funny!
Reply::D good one
Reply:Good one!!! HAHAHAH!!!



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